subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

(Source: hatergrl, via hearthegingerspeak)

okaywork:

4gottendaughter:

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

As a mom, it’s because you aren’t throwing away your fucking trash.

k thanks can you go raise your family

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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0, via danidette)

nlghtvisions:

when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacksimage

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