sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

(via pizza)

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via thelegendofchar)

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

image

(via pizza)

delta-topside:

runawaymawk:

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

when was the last time the chocolate ate the boy

Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

(via fourbetchesandablog)

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

(via that-filipino-kid)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via pizza)